I act like a nut so they call me Macademia.
I dance like a cluzt on a show called Animania.
Am I a cutie? Absolutie.
And a beauty, you can bet your patootie.

[Don't hate me because I'm cute.]*4

Now please don't mention my brother,
the one they call Wackarino.
He's always burping, every hour.
So I threw him out of the Tower.

{Whoa!}
[Now come on! 
 What do you want me to do?
 He was grossing me out!
 And I'm just a cute little thing,
 so don't frost me.]
{Uugghh!}

I'm a nut who's known as Macademia.
By truth, they call me by my other name-ia:
Louisa Franchesca Bananafanna Fofesca.
Or just plain Dot, the name I prefer, too.
But if you call me Dotty, I'll have to hurt you.

{Mac MacMac Mac Mac Macademia
 Mac MacMac Mac Mac Macademia
 Mac MacMac Mac Mac Macademia
 Oy! Macademia}*2
{NUT!}