Things That Make You Go 'hmmmmmm ...'
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* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? * For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. * Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? * Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! * Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. * Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. * I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. * I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. * Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have. * The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. * Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. * When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. * Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. * What happens if you get scared half to death twice? * Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. * Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. * How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? * OK, so what's the speed of dark? * Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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