You know it's going to be a rotten day when . . .

1. You wake up face down on the pavement.

2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

3. You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

4. You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.

5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

6. Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.

7. You want to on put the clothes that you wore to the party, but there aren't any.

8. You turn on the news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.

9. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

10. You wake up and discover that your waterbed broke and then you you realize you don't have a waterbed.

11. Your car horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

12. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

13. Your boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.

14. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

15. You wake up and your braces are locked together.

16. You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose.

17. You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.

18. Your blind date turns out to be your exwife.

19. Your income tax check bounces.

20. You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

21. Your pet rock snaps at you.

22. Your wife says, "Good morning Bill," and your name is George.

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