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THINGS I MADE UP ...
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PhySUCKS!

Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda, DIDN'T!

Possible ... but not probable.

System Crashes are gifts from God 
to help us not worship computers.

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THINGS I HAVE HEARD ...
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Legalize Physics!

God's will 
is what I would want
if I knew everything.

SUCCESS:  Getting what you want
HAPPINESS:  Wanting what you get

Would Jesus wear a Rolex
on His television show?
(a song by Ray Stevens)

My Give-a-Damn's busted
(a recent country song)

PRECIOUS!!! (with Golem's face)

As IF!

Bad Dog -- No Biscuit!
(in English or Latin)

Life:  an always-fatal
sexually transmitted disease.

You only have to floss
the teeth you want to keep.