Jokes and One-Liners, Part III

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. There's no future in time travel. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out. Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon! Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? For Sale: Parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain. Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. How does Teflon stick to the pan? Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! There's an exception to every rule, except this one. I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.

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