You Might Be An Computer Junkie If . . .

1. You wake up at 3AM to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email.
2. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop in your lap and your
child in the overhead compartment.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two just for
the free internet access.
4. You find yourself typing "com" after every period you use.
5. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
6. You can't call your mother, she doesn't have a modem.
7. You check your email, it says "NO NEW MESSAGES" so you check again.
8. You don't know the gender of three of your closest friends because
they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
9. You move into a new house and decided to Netscape before you landscape.
10. After reading this message, you immediately send it to a friend.

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