Men Versus Women, A Comparison

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Men are Nuts, Women are Lunatics

Women have their faults. Men have only two:
Everything they say. Everything they do.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

When a man gives his opinion, he's a man.
When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.

Women are the only exploited group in history who have been idealized into powerlessness.

Most men's primary fantasy is access to a number of beautiful women.
For a man, commitment means giving up this fantasy.
Most women's primary fantasy is a relationship with one man who either provides economic security or is on his way to doing so, as he has "potential."
For a woman, commitment to this type of man means achieving this fantasy.
So commitment often means that a woman achieves her primary fantasy, while a man gives up his fantasy.

It's not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.

Men always want to be a woman's first love.
Women have a more subtle instinct: What they want is to be a man's last romance.

The only way to understand a woman is to love her -- and then it isn't necessary to understand her.

To women, love is an occupation.
To men, a preoccupation.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does not.
A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change and she does.

Men marry because they are tired.
Women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man will always cherish the memory of the woman whom he didn't marry.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - Prior to Marriage (P.M.) and After Marriage (A.M.)

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

Married men live longer than single men . . .
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes -- it's no use for two people to remember the same thing.

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

If you women knew what we were thinking, you'd never stop slapping us.

Women have two weapons -- cosmetics and tears.

Women may be the only group that grows more radical with age.

God made Man before Woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question!

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